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Name:
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Gerard Vallely
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Age:
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Very old
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Birth Place:
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Greenwich
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Position:
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The Dark Side
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Height:
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1.81m
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Weight:
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15st 14lbs (in old money)
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Nickname(s):
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Unprintable
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Best Thing About GRFC:
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Cheap bottles of Stella
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Funniest Moment At GRFC
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Simba kissing my arse / Wallden trying to throw a punch / Slobbish throwing his phone in the pool
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Ambitions For The Year
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To stay alive
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Hobbies:
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Nothing legal
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Favourite Band:
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The Pogues
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Who at the club is...
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...the funniest
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Wallden (for all the wrong reasons)
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...the loudest
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Noonan
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...the best sportsman
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Got to be me
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...the least co-ordinated
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Wallden
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...the practical joker
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Jimbo (the Polish receptionist)
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...the brightest
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Me obviously
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...the not-so-bright
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Wallden / Winfield (and anyone that didn't get my weight right)
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...the quietest
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Simba
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...the messiest
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Slobbish
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...the most likely to recover from a life threatening injury within 7 days
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Koso
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